mira-of-sassgard:


I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

105,226 notes

cubebreaker:

With every one carrying a phone in their pocket 24/7 these days, it’s no surprise that it would result in some very funny pictures taken at just the right time.

270 notes

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

195,189 notes

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

(Source: thefreshprinceof-denmark)

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bruinsstrong:


This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

167,257 notes

usbdongle:

jelligator:

dongletransmit:

NICE

IT ONLY GETS
FUNNIER
CRIES

I KEEP THINKINF OTF THIS WHILE IM WORKING IH AVE TO FIGHT BACK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ON THE PHONE BECAUSE OF “NICE”

I love Michael Rosen. xD

42,688 notes

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

(Source: like-red-ash)

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micdotcom:

Hmm. This doesn’t add up.


Boy, this is odd. Fox News posted the following poll during July 30’s edition of Special Report, which seems to indicate that 110% of voters in Senate battleground states disapprove of the president’s job performance.
Quality work, Fox.
It’s not the first time Fox News’ math has been off | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Hmm. This doesn’t add up.

Boy, this is odd. Fox News posted the following poll during July 30’s edition of Special Report, which seems to indicate that 110% of voters in Senate battleground states disapprove of the president’s job performance.

Quality work, Fox.

It’s not the first time Fox News’ math has been off | Follow micdotcom

1,772 notes

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

image

never give up on your dreams

36,697 notes

kittyichooseyou:

THIS IS ONLY ONE SECOND LONG

(Source: sailorfailures)

24,471 notes

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

(Source: chosen-undead)

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