urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

(Source: saturnpolice)

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squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

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funkeee:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

omg yes

funkeee:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

omg yes

(Source: theoreticaldolphin)

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shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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pinsir:

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

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supermahler2012:

drumcorpsdreamer:

love-you-meanit:

I was analyzing music for class tomorrow when THIS happened…

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WORLD.

I think this is actually starting to make sense…

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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The Sun, with all the planets revolving around it, and depending on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as though it had nothing else in the Universe to do.
Galileo Galilei (via larmoyante)

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